Assembly Hall of Shame

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Retr0id 13 hours ago
Related, and linked in the readme: https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii (using the slow instructions to break SMI)
kazinator 6 hours ago
Bus cycles can be arbitrarily long on any processor that has memory cycles with a hand shake requiring an ack, with no timeout.

E.g. we can build a board around a MC68000 where we make it lock up forever in a bus cycle, waiting for a DTACK that doesn't arrive.

Some early microprocessors had clocked bus cycles without handshaking. They would put out an address on some address lines and signal some line together with a read/write indication, and then expect the transfer to be completed within some clock cycles. If nothing is attached to the address, they would read whatever values are on the bus, like maybe all 1's if it is an open drain system that requires the transmitting device to pull to ground to indicate zero.

I'd say that kind of thing belongs to a hall of shame; it requires software hacks to interface with anything that can't keep up with the prescribed bus cycle.

monocasa 11 hours ago
It says in the rules

> Trapped/emulated/virtualized instructions may only time the trap, not the handler.

But I feel like that 12ms write to an ACPI IO port at current leaderboard position 8 is probably trapping to SMM and being handled there.

TomatoCo 14 hours ago
This author also has other things like: A compiler that emits only `mov` instructions and another compiler that deliberately messes with the control flow so that, if disassembled, common debuggers will draw symbols like skulls or threats. https://github.com/xoreaxeaxeax/repsych
rurban 1 hour ago
62s for a single instruction! Wonder if an compilers cost tables knows that. But it's data dependent, and cost functions probably don't do that.
layer8 13 hours ago
Nop should be #1, because it is infinitely slow for what it does. ;)
markus_zhang 12 hours ago
Does that mean Chris Domas is ready for his next adventure?
Retr0id 3 hours ago
I wonder if you can do some damage with scatter/gather ops within a VM, such that each fetch is a TLB miss inside the VM, and every table walk fetch is a TLB miss outside of the VM (which gets you up to 24 "fetches per fetch").
codeshaunted 14 hours ago
what im seeing from this chart is that we should be using the nop instruction for everything
userbinator 2 hours ago
PCIe is more like a packet-switched network than a bus, which is incidentally why things like Thunderbolt (effectively external PCIe) and sillier demonstrations like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5xvwPa3r7M work.

...and with things like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ExpEther , you can get even higher latencies.

simonebrunozzi 10 hours ago
Related, somehow: Core War [0].

[0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Core_War

michalsustr 13 hours ago
Very cool! Also, huh interesting. I’ve used rdtsc to measure cycle diffs but had no idea its execution takes that long. Is that common across architectures?
Telaneo 1 hour ago
Domas manages to abuse x86 is ways that make me unsure whether or not I should be impressed or disgusted. I guess impressed, then disgusted over Intel (and AMD?).
vardump 14 hours ago
A great resource for any performance deoptimization.
achierius 14 hours ago
It'd be really interesting to see whether the winning (losing?) instructions/strategies would be different on other architectures. At least right now the top spot (`fxrstor64` on MMIO, starve PCIe) seems relatively architecture-independent, but maybe something about MMIO ordering rules on e.g. POWER would be different enough to change that -- or perhaps open up new avenues?

I wonder what the actual limit on this `fxrstor64` is right now. If you can stall the PCIe bus for that long, then why not indefinitely? Certainly there's no forward progress guarantee here.

baddash 10 hours ago
just curious, how much do these actually discover useful practices or pitfalls, on top of just being for fun?
spoocecow 13 hours ago
Oh wow, glad to see Chris Domas active online again!
56767865678 4 hours ago
Sahil
IshKebab 12 hours ago
Using MMIO is cheating and makes the results very boring.

It would be much more interesting to know the results if you're only allowed to use main memory.

arn3n 14 hours ago
There’s definitely strategies here; A lot of the floating point operations use subnormals, and a lot of the worst instructions are slowed down by really, really fucking with MMIO.
eek2121 10 hours ago
This is neat!
metadat 14 hours ago
It’s crazy how computers still seem to get perceivably slow every few years, given how many instructions can be executed in 1ms. Shameful, even..

What’s that law called about programmers wasting all the compute on abstraction?

darksim905 6 hours ago
Seems like spam from this creator since there are two things on the front page?